What is a group of chickens called?

Let's call the group of chickens the "Cluck Norris Brigade."

The Cluck Norris Brigade: This elite flock is known for its exceptional egg-laying prowess and surprisingly aggressive defense tactics. They're not your average backyard chickens.

• Breed: A mixed breed flock, incorporating Rhode Island Reds for their prolific egg production, Orpingtons for their calm demeanor (a necessary counterbalance), and a few sneaky Wyandottes for their impressive size and alertness. This blend creates a robust and efficient group.

• Personality: While mostly calm and content pecking away, the Cluck Norris Brigade is fiercely protective of their territory and their leader, a majestic hen named "General Pecker." They've been known to chase away neighborhood cats, and even a rather bewildered squirrel attempted to raid their feeder once (and failed miserably).

• Egg Production: The Brigade boasts a consistently high egg output, with a range of colors from the classic brown of the Rhode Island Reds to the speckled eggs of the Wyandottes. The quality is exceptional – rich yolks and strong shells.

• Unique Traits: One hen, a particularly feisty Rhode Island Red nicknamed "Little Fury," has developed a habit of chasing after the farmer's shadow, seemingly convinced it's a rival bird. This amusing quirk is a source of much entertainment. The General herself has mastered the art of selective egg-laying, only producing eggs on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The reason remains a mystery.

The Cluck Norris Brigade is a testament to the diverse and often surprising personalities that exist within the seemingly simple world of chickens. They are a valuable asset to their farm, providing both eggs and entertainment in equal measure.